|me:||*seductively runs hand through hair*|
|me:||*seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*|
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
OMG I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A CAMEL IN MY ROOM AND MY MOM CAME IN AND SHE JUST STARED AT ME AND SLOWLY BACKED OUT SO NOW I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HER AGAIN OMG HELP
When my mom came home yesterday she had bought me a shirt with a camel on it.
I am glad she accepted my new identity~
The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres
*shuffles along a branch*
*bounces along the floor*
i love kakapo
Here is an endangered species for you to reblog and discuss current conservations efforts about, tumblr. There’s less than 150 of this species of bird left on earth, entirely. Breeding efforts are based around food that the females eat, which is kind of a weird fruit that isn’t available year-round or sometimes even annually seasonally. Scientists developed a little machine that they put nest-side to put a blanket over the eggs when the females leave to go eat at night. There weren’t any new eggs or chicks this year though - the second in a row. Here’s hoping for next spring.
You’ve seen the gif of Mark Carwardine getting his head humped by one of these birds, with Stephen Fry commenting - the last time Mark saw one of these birds it was with Douglas Adams for Last Chance to See back in 1990.
Here’s a video of Mr. Adams trying to explain this bird’s particular habits and it’s plight, if you’ve got about 10 minutes to watch him give a very nice talk about it.now u kno
|attractive friend:||holy shit i’m ugly|
|other friends:||omfg you’re gorgeous WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT|
|me:||holy shit i’m ugly|
|other friends:||nervous laughter|