chickensandwich:

frnakyocean:

chickensandwich:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

chickensandwich:

i’m a 19 year old white girl and i say “souljer boy tell them”

I’m a 15 year old Japanese girl and I think “69” is cool.

this is your mom and youre grounded

so ur saying that you gave birth to her when you were 4 years old?

so you’re a fuckin detective now? damn

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11 hours ago
719 notes

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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12 hours ago
13,652 notes

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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12 hours ago
63,637 notes
wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

(Source: voldegort, via feferipixies)

12 hours ago
133,187 notes

vinoxe:

vinoxe:

werescott:

vinoxe:

popcorn

i need popcorn

image

For you

omg thanks

WAIT

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12 hours ago
5,572 notes

fivehundreddaysofawesomeness:

This is why Drake Bell is one of my favourite people

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11 hours ago
157,933 notes

deanlovescasandpie:

too-much-fandom:

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

Put a mother on the roof and set it on fire

GET OUT

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12 hours ago
9,865 notes

somethinglikesavalica:

saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

I ship it

OMG HAHAHA

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12 hours ago
529,930 notes
lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

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12 hours ago
32,513 notes

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

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12 hours ago
76,376 notes
mondo:

chanchan is so cute aah

mondo:

chanchan is so cute aah

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12 hours ago
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