i’m a 19 year old white girl and i say “souljer boy tell them”
I’m a 15 year old Japanese girl and I think “69” is cool.this is your mom and youre grounded
so ur saying that you gave birth to her when you were 4 years old?
so you’re a fuckin detective now? damn
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
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give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
Put a mother on the roof and set it on fire
GET OUT
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How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.
Forever reblog.
I can not not reblog this
I ship it
OMG HAHAHA
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I shall have infinite Power!
stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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